It’s baller season, Queens! Let’s stimulate the economy by buying gifts from these 13 independent, pro-heaux craftspeople.
Geneva Diva is a one-woman operation based out of Brooklyn. She designs and silkscreens all her swag and there is no question that your fairy thot mother needs this sweatshirt for her family holiday party:
HAND-CRAFTED and PERSONALLY HUSTLED:
International Woman of Mystery Jameson Lake sells expensive bottles of champagne to impressionable men, and then crafts the emptied bottles into candles imbued with hustle and cunt power. Buy them from Long Island-based sex-positive lingerie boutique La Femme Dangereuse.
FOR A CAUSE:
Red Light Legal is a sex worker-led legal services organization that sells t-shirts and pins to help sustain the incredible and important work they do:
KNOWLEDGE IS POWER:
How to Talk to Rich Men is a zine by Survive the Club that is sexy, funny and informative af:
Southern Comforts is a stripper-owned business (!!), making vegan and cruelty-free fragrance. She knows how important it is to smell edible while you're grinding your way to the bank:
THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING
Stage Gurl is the first and only subscription box for strippers! Powered by an ex-stripper, your stripper wife can have slutty (and useful!) goodies delivered to her door each month:
From design to pattern-making and production, Ulalume makes lingerie and loungewear that’s sexy AND cosy as fuck:
Laurel and Hector is a vegan & ethically made fashion label based out of Australia. They offer free shipping when you spend $99 or more!
And if you haven't checked out my shop, strippersforever.com has all sorts of stripper swag to keep you cosy while you uncrumple those bills at the end of the night.
SENDING LOVE AND HUSTLE MAGICK TO EACH OF YOU AS YOU GRIND OUT THE LAST MONTH OF 2017, WHICH CAN GO FUCK ITSELF.