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THE CLIENT SPECTRUM

Jacq

A civilian babe asked me once, "If a dude was hot would you fuck him for money?"

Ahem.

Girl, you are clearly not any kind of hoe because you made no mention of the price tag.

I don't care if you're hot. I care that you pay me, that you respect me, and that you don't stink.

For the most part, the clients who fit into the respectful-paying-smell nice category are usually older and not necessarily attractive in the way GQ incessantly suggests.

I love them dearly. 

What's your favourite and/or least favourite type of client?