It feels good to remember the fucked up things people have said to you, and turning it into some semblance of art.
Also: I work with some funny bitches, and I love them.
Valerie Stunning is endlessly quotable. She is a burlesque boss, and I love her.
When Jiggy isn't talking about his dick, he's talking about his ex-wife:
Daisy is the Heidi Montag of strip clubs. She was born cute and awkward, and she's on her way to becoming Donatella Versace. She makes a tonne of money and spends all of it on surgeries.
This guy can suck my dick: