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Ripper Mecca: Day 5 & 6

Jacq

We hit the road and ventured south to Laughlin, NV.

We stayed at a hotel that looked like a ferry and got tanked on $2 Long Islands. 

There are no photos because damn did we ever look ratchet. 

Here's a photo of us from a few days ago looking the kind of ratchet we want you to think we look like right now. We do not look like this. 

Here's a photo of us from a few days ago looking the kind of ratchet we want you to think we look like right now. We do not look like this. 

The following day was spent hungover watching Magic Mike. The fact that people even put it in the same category as Showgirls is a GD abomination. 

Sure, the abs are nice, but no one can act like my girl Nomi.