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CALL OUT / SHOUT OUT STRIPPERS FOREVER AD CAMPAIGN

Jacq

Behold the delightfully low-budget Strippers Forever FW/17 campaign featuring some of your favourite (and least favourite!) celebrities:

Cardi B and Offset are 😍RELATIONSHIP GOALS 😍

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Rashida Jones is sorry for exploiting women to make a documentary about “exploited women.” Here she is looking totes adorbz in the #strippersarepeople t-shirt!

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Gloria Steinem is sorry she didn’t think bodily autonomy should extend to people who do sex work. Here she looking fierce in Strippers Are People t-shirt! 

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Ashanti is sorry for being whorephobic and classist. Here she is looking hella cute in the Off Duty Stripper tank top!

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Channing Tatum is sorry not everyone gets to sit on his face. Here he is looking like he’s gonna take my next rent check in the Off Duty Stripper t-shirt!

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Hillary Clinton is sorry for not “approving” of folks who support their families with sex work. Here she is looking authentic af in the Medusa Dentata shirt!

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Janet Mock is not sorry for being a fucking boss. Here she is being her flawless self in the Off Duty Stripper tee

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Amber Rose is too busy to be sorry for anything. Here she is multitasking the fuck outta her day in the Off Duty Stripper tee!

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Meryl Streep is sorry for turning the decriminalization of sex work into a Hollywood issue. Here she is learning valuable life lessons from The Beaver Show, available on Amazon and Audible!

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Tina Fey is sorry for projecting all her insecurities about other women onto sex workers. Here she is standing with her own self-worth, devoid of that old urge to put other women down in order to make herself feel bigger in the Stripper Are People t-shirt!

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Jane Krakowski isn’t really sure how she feels about being Tina Fey’s hot-girl-punching-bag for the last decade, but here she is glam as always in the Stripper Sisterhood patch.

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Anne Hathaway is sorry for winning the Oscar for her nuanced portrayal of a sex worker then turning around and having no understanding or respect for actual sex workers. Here she is looking guilty in the Off Duty Stripper patch.

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Kelly Ripa is not sorry that her super hot husband-person was a stripper back in the day. Here they are looking fly as fuck in Strippers Forever swag

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Lena Dunham is sorry for too many things to list here, but she vows to try to learn when it’s appropriate to stfu and sit down. Here she is repping her very own copy of Striptastic!

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HO-LIDAY GIFT GUIDE

Jacq

It’s baller season, Queens! Let’s stimulate the economy by buying gifts from these 13 independent, pro-heaux craftspeople.

Geneva Diva is a one-woman operation based out of Brooklyn. She designs and silkscreens all her swag and there is no question that your fairy thot mother needs this sweatshirt for her family holiday party:

Hoe Hoe Hoe sweatshirt, $40 genevadivanyc.com

Hoe Hoe Hoe sweatshirt, $40 genevadivanyc.com

HAND-CRAFTED and PERSONALLY HUSTLED:

International Woman of Mystery Jameson Lake sells expensive bottles of champagne to impressionable men, and then crafts the emptied bottles into candles imbued with hustle and cunt power. Buy them from Long Island-based sex-positive lingerie boutique La Femme Dangereuse.

 

FOR A CAUSE:

Red Light Legal is a sex worker-led legal services organization that sells t-shirts and pins to help sustain the incredible and important work they do: 

Hookers of the World t-shirt, $20 https://squareup.com/market/red-light-legal/

Hookers of the World t-shirt, $20 https://squareup.com/market/red-light-legal/

KNOWLEDGE IS POWER:

How to Talk to Rich Men is a zine by Survive the Club that is sexy, funny and informative af: 

How to Talk to Rich Men, $15, survivetheclub.com

How to Talk to Rich Men, $15, survivetheclub.com

Witches Sluts Feminists is an amazing book every slut needs on her nightstand. Written by the brilliant Kristen Sollee of Slutist.com, it will inspire you to be the best cunt you can be. 

Witches Sluts Feminists $20 witchesslutsfeminists.com

Witches Sluts Feminists $20 witchesslutsfeminists.com

Ice Girl Art Works is sex-positive body-positive artist out of Arizona selling original works and prints on Etsy.

Final Sacrifice 5x7 Print, $8 etsy.com/shop/IceGirlArtWorks

Final Sacrifice 5x7 Print, $8 etsy.com/shop/IceGirlArtWorks

Southern Comforts is a stripper-owned business (!!), making vegan and cruelty-free fragrance. She knows how important it is to smell edible while you're grinding your way to the bank: 

Ho-liday Classics mini roll-on set, $20 marked down from $50 socofragrance.com

Ho-liday Classics mini roll-on set, $20 marked down from $50 socofragrance.com

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING

Stage Gurl is the first and only subscription box for strippers! Powered by an ex-stripper, your stripper wife can have slutty (and useful!) goodies delivered to her door each month: 

Monthly and one-time subscription boxes from $10 - $110 stagegurl.com

Monthly and one-time subscription boxes from $10 - $110 stagegurl.com

JB Braeger is dope and makes a bunch of sex positive and queer pins and patches that can spiff up any lapel. Buy them here.

I mean who DOESN'T need this pin?! $10 http://jbrager.bigcartel.com/

I mean who DOESN'T need this pin?! $10 http://jbrager.bigcartel.com/

From design to pattern-making and production, Ulalume makes lingerie and loungewear that’s sexy AND cosy as fuck: 

Hell yes she needs this sexy loungesuit $96 https://ulalumelingerie.com/

Hell yes she needs this sexy loungesuit $96 https://ulalumelingerie.com/

Designed by Morgan Claire Sirene, the Slutist Tarot deck gives your fellow ho the slutty, sex-positive bitch slap of introspection she'll need to kick her ass into high gear for 2018: Year of the Whore. 

Laurel and Hector is a vegan & ethically made fashion label based out of Australia. They offer free shipping when you spend $99 or more! 

Give your bff the confidence boost she needs to get fingered in this cute af skirt! On sale for $59 laurelandhector.com.au

Give your bff the confidence boost she needs to get fingered in this cute af skirt! On sale for $59 laurelandhector.com.au

And if you haven't checked out my shop,  strippersforever.com has all sorts of stripper swag to keep you cosy while you uncrumple those bills at the end of the night. 

Off Duty Stripper Hoodie $65 strippersforever.com

Off Duty Stripper Hoodie $65 strippersforever.com

SENDING LOVE AND HUSTLE MAGICK TO EACH OF YOU AS YOU GRIND OUT THE LAST MONTH OF 2017, WHICH CAN GO FUCK ITSELF. 

xx Jacq